Furry Godmother

I bought this faux fur vest last week from Piperlime:

Piperlime, Tinley Road Faux Fur Long Vest, $69

Hoped I would look something like this:

But instead, I looked like this:

It made me look 20lbs larger than I am.

I know it's not supposed to be form fitting, but it didn't lay down on my sides at all.

It stuck out like a vest made out of those large brown paper bags.

Thank you, Piperlime, for free returns.

The end.